Here are a few of the things I'll need for the 3 week expedition across the country. Any contributions would be appreciated.
Red, White and Blue Superhero Outfits - 3
Nigh-indestructible discus-shaped shield made from a fusion of vibranium with an experimental steel alloy - 2
Axels - 2
Oxen - 0
10 Gallon Wash Tub - 1
Knives - 2
Guns - 1
Gunpowder - 4 pounds
Meat (not fish) - 70 pounds
Bandannas - 3
Overalls - 2
Flannel Shirts - 2
Tents - 2
Pots - 2
Pans - 1
OTPHJ Punch Cards - 5
Cases of Miller High Life - 7
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OTPHJ punch cards- 5
If you guys come to a river and do not ford it, I'm never going to speak to any of you again.
Miller high life, really???
Wait...let me get this straight...You need more than one "Nigh-indestructible discus-shaped shield made from a fusion of vibranium with an experimental steel alloy?"
What, are you planning on breaking the first one?
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